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The Cyst-uation

Technician at nail salon: “When’s your baby due?”  

Me: “I already had her.  4 weeks ago.”

This is not another post about baby weight, although it does contain a weight loss story of epic proportion. With Halloween approaching, it makes sense to tell the tale of the monster cyst.  But let’s back up.

Summer Work Trip

Work trip?  Jessica, don't you stay home? Oh yes, friend, I do. But when you take your three very young kids to the beach, it is not considered vacation, (because there is no actual rest) it's considered WORK. But when you've been holed up in your house for 8 weeks with a newborn and 2 toddlers and your friend who also has a new baby tells you she booked a last minute trip to the beach, you also book a last minute trip to the beach!